Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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