I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm both gender and math confused
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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