they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
did you just send me my own nude
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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