I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
