after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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