What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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