So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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