i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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