Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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