Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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