Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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