Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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