Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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