You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Vodka?
Forever.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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