guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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