Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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