have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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