R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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