just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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