I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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