Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Come see our sink grown plant.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had sex on a dog bed..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
