When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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