3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm at about main and main street
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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