"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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