The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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