Non-Jews are for practice
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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