guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just googled if crying burns calories
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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