What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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