champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What a dumb baby whore.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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