Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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