glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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