Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Congratulations! We have a period
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