I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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