Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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