I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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