He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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