come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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