You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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