So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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