new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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