stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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