Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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