The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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