Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
