this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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