Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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