she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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