Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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