She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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