Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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