I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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