Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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