I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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